Shittens Moist Butt Wipes

Are you a messy pooper? Scared to get poop on your hand? Have no fear with Shittens. Yes it’s real.

$18.99

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Shittens are disposable, mitten-shaped moist wipes. While old fashioned, square wet wipes put your hands at risk for all kinds of accidental fecal contamination, the genius mitten shape of a Shitten provides not only safety from poop, but on a larger scale, emotional peace of mind.